Town Meetings

[34rdztr]

FLOYD,I AM GLAD TO SEE THAT YOU ACCEPT YOUR POSITION WITH PRIDE,YOU ARE NOW THE OFFICIAL BARBER OF RD,WILL THE BARBER SHOP BE OPEN ON WEEKENDS OR JUST 8-5 WEEKDAYS?????LOL



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JUST CALL ME ERNEST T B***

[kilroy y]

I'll be open 24/7......I'll take payments in Food,gas, oil, msd products, spark plugs etc,etc. and you will be the envey of the town when you leave my barbertrailer!! Plus you will hear all the town gossip,I will be open for men and women of all ages..... I will take beer too, but don't worry, I do not drink it until after business hours. soo... your hair will be looking goood I did notice that Johnny Dillard needed a hair cut

[34rdztr]

IF YOU ARE GOING TO BE OPEN 24/7 WHEN WILL YOU HAVE TIME TO DRINK THE BEER?????LOL...........YOU KNOW IF YOU P*** ON ALL THE GOSSIP,THAT MIGHT PUT THE TOWN CRYER OUT OF BUSINESS...............OH!! THATS RIGHT YOU WILL P*** IT ON THE BARBERSHOP AND THEN I CAN SEND IT TO ALL THE TOWN MEMBERS..........I THINK THIS WILL WORK..LOL

SINCE DILLARD WILL BE GETTING HIS HAIR TRIMMED,HE WILL NEED A POSITION IN THE TOWN, NOW LETS SEE WHAT REALLY FITS HIM....HHHMMMMM........ANY IDEAS?????????


KILROY,YOU NOMINATE AND I WILL SECOND.........


ERNEST T B*** SIGNING OFF FOR NOW.....
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[TOWN CRYER]

HEY KILROY,HOW DO YOU LIKE THE NEW SCREEN NAME............HAHAHAHA................



ERNEST T B*** AT YOUR SERVICE/TM

HOPE TO SEE EVERYBODY AT THE TOWN MEETING.....

[kilroy y]

It's me it's me it's Ernest T...Thats what you have to say . We'll just have to look at johnny today Ok now let me go to drr and see what Steve Martin has to say on the VMP subject 1/4 or 1/8. I teased him a little

[james alford]

After getting his Jalepeno Dill pickel, and tuna fish sandwich today!

[olderthandirt]

KILROY DOING WHAT HE DOES EATING & CHECKING RACE TIRES

[TOWN CRYER]

I SEE THAT KILROY DID GOOD,HE DIDNT GET ANYTHING AT ALL ON HIS SHIRT..................OLDERTHANDIRT,SORRY I WAS BUSY THE OTHER DAY WHEN YOU CAME BY,I WILL TRY AND BE AVAILABLE NEXT TIME SO I CAN RECEIVE SOME HARR***MENT FROM YOU,AT LEAST WE KNOW THE EAST END MAYOR IS OUT DOING HIS JOB............LOL


ERNEST T B***...
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[kilroy y]

As you will notice in the picture i'm holding a baseball bat, that was to keep Mayor Cook away from the food! I was so excited about going raceing I forgot which dragstrip I was going to and I had on the wrong Tee Shirt! Sorry about that Johnny. I can't promise it won't happen again though because I am older than dirt too!!

[TOWN CRYER]

YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU HIT COOK IN THE HEAD, ALL YOU WOULD DO IS BEND THE BAT,YOU MIGHT TRY HIS FEET SINCE HE IS SUCH AN AVID SHOE WEARER.........LOL........WELL EAST END MAYOR???????HHHMMMMM..................



ERNEST T B***
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[CBSPLASH]

Where dem duke boys?

[TOWN CRYER]

WELL FIRST OFF,LUKE IS LOOKING FOR A NEW PARKING PLACE SINCE IT IS NOW TAKEN BY THE TRACK CHAMP AND I THINK BO IS RUNNING SOME SHINE.........................YOU GOTTA DO SOMETHING TO PAY FOR THE RACING................HAHAHAHA...................W E WILL HAVE TO SEE IF BOSS HOGG CAN CATCH THEM RUNNING THAT SHINE...............HHHHHMMMMM....SINCE BO AND LUKE DRIVE A MOPAR,ANYBODY WANT TO SECOND THE NOMINATION FOR BRUCE SISK BEING BO..................


FLOYD,HOW DID JOHNNY DILLARDS HAIRCUT TURN OUT,YOU KNOW BARNY NEEDS A HAIRCUT ALSO........LOL


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[kilroy y]

Well, johnny was next in line, but when I tried to cut boss hoggs hair or what ever you want to call it, I broke my prunning shears.

[james alford]

wasn't in the mood for ANOTHER haircut...got that in the first round, by .0005 at the stripe!

[TOWN CRYER]

FLOYD,WHEN I WAS AT HOME DEPOT EARLIER THEY HAD A SPECIAL ON HEAVY DUTY PRUNNING SHEARS,2 FOR 1 SALE,DO YOU WANT ME TO PICK UP A SET........LOL

ERNEST T B***




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